While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child’s voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child’s words.

When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense:

She was repeating the alphabet.
“Why are you saying your ABC’s so many times?” I asked her.
The child replied, “I’m saying my prayers.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet.”
Patiently the child explained, “Well, I don’t know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I’m trying to say.”

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Job
Job = Wife
Wife= Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Bittu: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Bittu: No, I was standing on it.
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
then Leave me Alone….
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”
Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?